I hate sinus infections sooooo much. It's an exponential hate. Every time I hate them, I hate them 2-3 times as much as the last time I hated them.
I have some kind of awful yellow sludge that has built a wall in my nasal passages so that no matter how much gunk is in there, it ain't comin' out.
Then, when I finally can blow the sickly putrid ick out, my nose obliges me by sending the rest down the back of my throat, giving my coughing fits and the sensation that I have a stomach full of mucous.
Ok, kids, say it with me, "EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"
Now I'm gonna take my water and my kettle corn and go lay on the couch in misery and watch "The Stepfather".
*grabs a kleenex*
*SNNOOORRRHOOOONK!!! snrrkoong *
*drip*
*COUGHHACKWHEEZEDIE*
Gah... I'm like yellow mucous wrapped in a skin. Kill me.
EDIT: "The Stepfather" is a pretty good movie, but makes the all too common thriller/horror movie mistake: NEVER stop hitting/stabbing/shooting the bad guy just because you think he's dead. Seriously. Decapitate the mother effer. And never turn your back on the 'body'.
Honestly, haven't any of these folks seen "Halloween"?
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Sooo...yeah. Sounds delish.
ReplyDeleteAnd horror movies crack me up, when they're not making me scream. Not that I watch many of them or anything. But seriously, if you hear a strange noise in the middle of the night while you're staying in a haunted wood, DO NOT leave the cabin in your underwear and wander ever deeper into the trees, yelling "Guys? Hey, you guys, this isn't funny anymore!" Just don't do it!
I know, right? Because your buddies who have been missing in a snowstorm for 8 hours are gonna freeze some more just to punk you.
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